The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Wake up, Grab a brush and put a little (makeup), Grab a brush and put a little, Hide the scars to fade away the (shakeup) Hide the scars to fade away the, Why'd you leave the keys upon the table? Here you go create another fable
The Misheard: Wake up, Grab a brush and put a little (makeup), Grab a brush and put a little, Hide the scars to fade away the (shakeup) Hide the scars to fade away the, Why'd you leave the KETCHUP ON the table? Here you go create another fable.
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Real Lyric: You’re so much braver than I gave you credit for That’s not lip service
The Misheard: Your love is think and it swallowed me whole You’re so much braver than I gave you credit for That’s not my cervix
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Real Lyric: But I've made up my mind.... I'm KEEPING my baby.... oooooo.... gonna keep my baby
The Misheard: But I've made up my mind... I'm BEEPING my baby... ooooo.... gonna beep my baby
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Real Lyric: Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go
The Misheard: Tom grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go
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Real Lyric: I am one of those melodramatic fools
The Misheard: I am one of those sophisticated fools
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Real Lyric: Business men, they drink my wine. Ploughmen dig my earth.
The Misheard: Business men, they drink my wine. Come and take my herb.
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Real Lyric: It's gotta be big
The Misheard: Scabby dick
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Real Lyric: Can't Touch This
The Misheard: "Please help me 'cause I'm breaking down, this b***h is frozen and I can't get out."
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Real Lyric: I remember when rock was young
The Misheard: I remember when ruff was young. or alternatively, I remember when rock [as in rock hudson] was young.
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Real Lyric: I may be disturbed...but won't you concede
The Misheard: I'm made out of sperm...oh won't you conceive
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