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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Please help me 'cause I'm breaking down, this b***h is frozen and I can't get out."

    Artist: MC Hammer
    Song: Can't Touch This
    Real Lyric: Can't Touch This

    The story:

    My mom always thought the song was about King Tustis (who? Who knows???). She would be driving down the road singing "King Tustis" and wondering why everyone else in the car was snickering.

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    11/22/2005 12:27 am

    Age it happened

    35

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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