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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    I'm made out of sperm...oh won't you conceive

    Song: Superman
    Real Lyric: I may be disturbed...but won't you concede



    The story:

    I was so amazed that these words were used in a song that I proceeded to insist to all of my friends that they were, in fact, the words. My friends managed to maintain straight faces as I told them, and then went out and bought me a gag gift of a large "biological" clock, because it was obvious to them that I was projecting my own worries into the song.

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