Profile
| Username: |
beatlefan |
| Favorite Music: |
Rock |
| Favorite Artist: |
The Beatles |
| Favorite Song: |
A Day in the Life |
| Age: |
67 |
| Sex: |
M |
| About Me: |
Introduced to rock and roll music by the Beatles at the age of five, a very good age for misunderstanding song lyrics. Not that I've gotten much better over the years. |
beatlefan's Published Lyrics |
| Artist |
Song |
Misheard |
Real Lyrics |
| The Beatles | Michelle | Sunday monkey bone tres bien ensemble, tres bien ensemble. | Sont les mots qui vont très bien ensemble,Très bien ensemble. |
| Abba | Voulez Vous | Take it now or leave itI can still say Voulez Vous | Take it now or leave itLe Question c'est Voulez Vous |
| The Beach Boys | Hawaii | I heard about all the dirty girlsWith their grass skirts down to their knees | I heard about all the pretty girlsWith their grass skirts down to their knees |
| The Beatles | Back in the USSR | Show me 'round the Smoky Mountain way down south... | Show me round your snow-peaked mountains way down south... |
| The Beatles | Rocky Raccoon | Now somewhere in the black mining hill South Dakota there lived a young boy... | Now somewhere in the black mining hills of DakotaThere lived a young boy ... |
| The Beatles | Something | You stick around now il fait chaudI don't know, I don't know | You stick around now it may showI don't know, I don't know |
| Paul McCartney | Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey | Admiral Halsey couldn't find me... | Admiral Halsey mortified me... |
| The Beatles | Don\'t Pass Me By | I hear the rotten chicken on the magic shelf | I hear the clock a'tickingon the mantel shelf |
| The Beatles | Baby You're A Rich Man | Baby you're a race track, baby you're a race track | Baby you're a rich man, baby you're a rich man... |
| The Beatles | Roll Over Beethoven | Roll over Beethoven, until the jockey approves. | Roll over Beethoven And tell Tchaikovsky the news. |
| The Beatles | Rock and Roll Music | It's got a black beat, you can't lose it | It's got a back-beat, you can't lose it |
| The Beatles | Devil In Her Heart | She's gonna tear your heart apartNo no way will she deceive [or]No no, Ne'er will she deceive | She's gonna tear your heart apartNo no, nay will she deceive |
| The Beatles | Taxman | (If you drive a car) I'll tax the street(If you drive at sixty) I'll tax your speed... | (If you drive a car) I'll tax the street(If you try to sit) I'll tax your seat... |
| Simon and Garfunkel | Cecilia | Jubilation, she loves me againI fall on the floor and die laughing. | Jubilation, she loves me againI fall on the floor and I laughing. |
| The Band | Up On Cripple Creek | A trucker's dream if I ever did see one | A drunkard's dream if I ever did see one |
| Seals and Crofts | Summer Breeze | Summer breeze makes me feel fineGoing through the chasms of my mind... | Summer breeze makes me feel fineBlowing through the jasmime in my mind... |
| Sade | These Boots Are Made For Walking | These boots were made in Milwaukee... | These boots are made for walking... |
| Peter, Paul, and Mary | Puff The Magic Dragon | Puff the Magic Dragon lived by the seaAnd frolicked in the Autumn mistIn a land called Connerly | Puff the magic dragon lived by the seaAnd frolicked in the Autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee |
| Wings | Jet | Our Maker wants Jet to always love me Our Maker, house breaker | Ah, Mater, Want Jet To Always Love Me?Ah, Mater, Much Later. |
| Jimmy Buffett | Cheeseburger In Paradise | Not zucchini fettuccini or vulgar wheatBut a big warm bun and a huge hunk of meat | Not zucchini, fettuccini or bulghar wheatBut a big warm bun and a huge hunk of meat |
| Sir Douglas Quintet | She's About A Mover | She's a lot of woman... | She's about a mover... |
| Peter, Paul, and Mary | Where Have All the Flowers Gone | Where have all the flowers gone?Tallahassee... | Where have all the flowers gone, long time passing? |
| Wizard of Oz Soundtrack | If I Only Had a Brain | I'd be happy and be merryLife would be a dingleberryIf I only had a brain | I would dance and be merryLife would be a ding-a-derryIf I only had a brain |
| Styx | Come Sail Away | I'm sailing away, Set an open course for emergency... | I'm sailing away, Set an open course for the virgin sea... |
| Peter, Paul, and Mary | Bamboo | You take a stick of butter, you throw it in the water. | You take a stick of bamboo,You throw it in the water, |
| The Sound of Music Soundtrack | So Long, Farewell | So long, farewell, our feet are saying good-bye | So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, good night... |
| Jan & Dean | Drag City | Yeah I'm going to Drag City(Nothing to do now)Going to Drag City(Nothing to do now)... | Yeah I'm going to Drag City(Run her through now)Going to Drag City(What will she do now) |
| Simon and Garfunkel | The Sound of Silence | Come let's talk now my old friendI've come to talk with you again | Hello darkness my old friendI've come to talk with you again |
| Fats Domino | Blueberry Hill | I found my freedom, on Blueberry Hill | I found my thrill, on Blueberry Hill |
