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    It doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not.

    Artist: Bon Jovi
    Real Lyric: It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not.


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    Even though I know the real lyrics, because of habit I still to this day sing the wrong words.

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    Even better than the real words.

    bonniehoy Sep 08, 2012 2:29 pm

    If it doesn't make a difference then she must not be very good looking.

    bfpryor Jul 07, 2012 7:40 pm

    Wow, I heard that very easily, but after knowing the right lyrics, you can hear "make it or not"

    DXMarx Feb 28, 2011 3:36 am

    lol I have my own version woah we're half way there woooah climbing up the staairs!

    anything Oct 27, 2010 2:25 pm

    Makes it sound like Dr Hook or Meatloaf. Funny

    Ranelagh Oct 14, 2010 11:41 am

    haha nice! i wouldnt mind being naked with jon bon jovi!

    mami83 Nov 05, 2009 7:54 pm

    lol (really better than original)

    doodad Sep 23, 2009 6:09 pm

    Yeah. I like that. Get Naked.

    JMonkey Jun 05, 2009 7:53 am

    haha i always thought that too

    xbringmethehorizonx Jun 02, 2009 9:30 pm

    opps it sent twice...tehe

    elkbeatle Apr 28, 2009 7:36 pm

    sure it dose... it would be

    elkbeatle Apr 28, 2009 7:34 pm

    sure it dose... it would be

    elkbeatle Apr 28, 2009 7:34 pm


    Poof19 Apr 02, 2008 5:55 pm