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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "I'm a Slave 4 U" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Britney Spears

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "I'm a Slave 4 U" by Britney Spears? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "I'm a Slave 4 U" Lyrics

    Baby, don't you wanna, dance a flambe
    gimme gimme, gimme gimme;candy cane, can
    Always saying little girl don't step int
    Baby, donít you wanna, dance upon me, (I
    Baby, don't you want to dance upon me (I
    I'm a slut for you! I'm a slayer for you
    Kitty, kitty.
    I just want to have sex with you
    Immma shave for you
    Because I'm high. My name, my name.
    Because I'm high. My name, my name.
    I just want to have sex with you
    Because I hum na hey na hey.
    Dont you know me? Slave 4 U... I am not
    I'm a slag, its true.
    "I just wanna have sex with you"
    I know I may come off white
    And then buy me lemonade. (Ice Cold) OR
    I just wanna have sex with you
    Baby, don't you wanna, dance around me,
    I'm asleep for you

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    Work b***h

    Funniest Misheards by Britney Spears