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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    And then buy me lemonade.
    (Ice Cold)
    Like Justin Timberlake
    (You know)

    Artist: Britney Spears
    Real Lyric: Baby, donít you wanna, dance upon me,(I just wanna dance next to you)To another time and place.Baby, donít you wanna, dance upon me,(Are you ready)Leaving behind my name, my age.(Lets go)

    The story:

    My roommate & I couldn't figure out what she was saying. She thought the lemonade one--because Britney would be thirsty from dancing. I thought Justin because she was dating him at the time. We both liked our own versions & didn't care to look up the real ones.

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