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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Baby, don't you wanna, dance around me,
    Cause I'm a lemonade

    Artist: Britney Spears
    Real Lyric: Baby, donít you wanna, dance upon me,Leaving behind my name, my age.

    The story:

    Even to me as a non-native speaker of English that didn't make much sense. When the song was on the radio I asked an American friend of mine - who couldn't understand anything either, but suggested that if I were right, she might sing about her contract with Pepsi. I was glad that it wasn't my poor knowledge of English.

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