The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black
The Story: And my blunt is my ho now
The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top
"Don't Stand So Close to Me" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics
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Misheard "Don't Stand So Close to Me" LyricsLost dinosaurs close to me.
Her friends are so jealous, you know how
Roxanne, Roxanne, the grade A milk cante
Postman, Postman so, Postman so close to
Don't stand, don't stand so Don't stand
Donít stand, donít stand so, donít stand
This girl is half-diseased
Toast Man, toast man, don't bring some t
Her friends are so jealous You know how
Can't stand your colostomy
Go spesh! Go special! Go special! (inaud
Constanza, close to me.
..that big red apple cart
This girl is half diseased
Dude your gross to me.
And there are elephants who scare me The
Ghost a*****e close to me
No sand, no sand soap, no sand soap clot
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