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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    A year has passed since I broke my nose

    Artist: Police
    Real Lyric: A year has passed since I wrote my note

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    Luckily I was alone in the room with a textbook

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    I knew from the start it must have been "wrote my note", but it does sound a lot like "broke my nose".

    Marcus Jan 23, 2014 9:21 pm

    This song came on the radio when my Dad was driving. At the time, I was a teenager. He said, "What's he saying?" I said, "I think he's saying 'A year has passed since I broke my nose.'" My Day said, "No, I think he's saying, 'A year has passed since I wrote my note.'"

    loved1 Mar 08, 2012 7:00 pm

    I thought this too.

    FuzzzWuzzz May 17, 2010 2:52 pm