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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    A year has passed since I broke my nose

    Artist: Police
    Real Lyric: A year has passed since I wrote my note

    The story:

    My very first cassette tape was called POP SHOP
    and my very first tape recorder was exactly that,
    a tape RECORDER. That is to say it had only one
    speaker, took either four or six C-cells and was
    good for about four hours of continuous playback.
    Any eighties child knows the rectangular brick I'm
    talking about with the chunky buttons and the
    record button that had to be pressed
    simultaneously as the play button.
    By the time I got my first stereo headphones (a
    genuine vintage SONY WALKMAN) the tape had
    stretched considerably and Sting was sounding more
    and more like Louis Armstrong!
    One day the song came on the radio and I was
    singing my guts outs out, waiting for the part
    where Sting, looking like Robinson Crusoe on his
    little island, breaks his nose (on the ubiquitous
    palm tree you always find on deserted Islands), a
    part which I always sung in complete earnestness
    as I imagined it would hurt quite a bit.
    Well, my friends fell about laughing and only
    after collecting themselves did they politely
    point out that "a year has passed since I wrote my
    This was at least ten or so years after I had
    first bought the tape!

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