The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black
The Story: And my blunt is my ho now
The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top
"Crocodile Rock" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics
by Elton John
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Misheard "Crocodile Rock" LyricsWhen Suzie's wuzzle was so tight.
Dreaming about my Chevy and my Ovaltine.
When Susie wore her dress **s tight
When Susie woman dresses fight
That Suzie woman, dressed in tights
With Suzie woman, dressed up right
holding hands and kissing stones
And suzie was a transvestite.
I never knew me a valentime and I guess
had an old dog sammy
I never knew me a valentine and I guess
Had an old girl, jello and a b**th of my
i remember when red was yellow
"Had oboe chowder and a place of my own.
I remember when (ruff) was young
I never had me a Valentine and I guess I
Had and old gold Chevy and a flip of my
Suzie Warhole, lipton ice
Dreaming of some sherry and some sodomy
Crocodile rockin' desoma shop and when y
With Susie's mama, dressed up tight.
When Suzie watches "Dick Van Dyke"
Oh Dalai Lama, it's Friday nights
Long night crying by the record machine
Suzie wore her dress-up pants Cra-a-rock
I remember when Iraq was young
cry rockin' was somethin' shockin' when
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Bennie And The Jets
Burn Down the Mission
Can You Feel The Love Tonight
Candle In The Wind
Circle of Life
Club At The End Of The Street
Don't Go Breaking My Heart
Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me
Empty Garden (Hey Hey Johnny)
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues
I'm Still Standing
Kiss the Bride
Love Is A Cannibal
Love Lies Bleeding in My Hands
Madman Across the Water
Mona Lisas and Mad Hatters
Sad Songs Say So Much
Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting
Someday Out of the Blue
Someone Saved My Life Tonight
Something About the Way You Look Tonight
Step into Christmas
Strongest Suit (Aida)
Take Me to the Pilot
The Bitch Is Back
Tower Of Babel
Funniest Misheards by Elton John