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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Suzie wore her dress-up pants
    Cra-a-rocking was out of the side.

    Artist: Elton John
    Real Lyric: When Suzie wore her dresses tightAnd the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight

    The story:

    You can imagine her dresses being tight... but how
    much more descriptive would her dress-up pants be.
    Not her every day pants that Suzie usually wore.
    Right? Right?

    And let's face it. Elton ... I mean Sir Elton
    tried to jam way too many words into a single
    measure and it never sounded like he meant it to

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