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    When Suzie's wuzzle was so tight.

    Artist: Elton John
    Real Lyric: When Suzie wore her dresses tight.



    The story:

    I was listening to Elton's live album and his accent, his lisp, and the way he slurs his words together helped cement this version in my head. My mom, the diehard Elton fan, finally corrected me when I asked if those were the real lyrics. To this day, we're still trying to figure out what a wuzzle is.

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