The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black
"China Grove" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics
by Doobie Brothers
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Misheard "China Grove" LyricsTryin' to grow
Spread the peanut butter with the Samura
They say there's a Protestant saint And
Whoa-oa! Johnny Whoa!
stalking, about time to go
Oh, oh, China Girl
Jelly roll, whoa-oh!
pee on king tut with samurai whores
When the cow s**t hits the fan, and thee
They say that the father's insane. And d
wopah, woah, Johnny Rose
WOAH OH, TELEPHONE!
whoa oh, China-Grown.
They say that the father's insane in dat
Well you're talkin 'bout tally ho. WHOOO
Well the people and the pizza Love them
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