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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Jesus is just a rat, oh, yeah, Jesus is just a rat, oh, yeah (ad infinitum)

    (Actually, I think I once heard "Jesus is just a rat-like man," which is a step closer to the right line, but I soon decided that was just absurd.)

    Artist: Doobie Brothers
    Real Lyric: Jesus is just all right with me, Jesus is just all right with me (ad nauseum)

    The story:

    I've been straining to hear this song properly my entire life. I just saw what someone else had misinterpreted it as here at Kiss This Guy and I can't begin to tell you how thrilled I was to find out.

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