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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Spread the peanut butter with the Samurai sword

    Artist: Doobie Brothers
    Song: China Grove
    Real Lyric: The sheriff and his buddies with the Samurai swords

    The story:

    I was driving in the car with my fiance, when China Grove came on the radio. I started singing along with the song. When it came to the afore mentioned line, I sang what I thought were the right words. fiance looks at me and says, "What did you say?". So I repeated what I had sung, and I thought she was going to rupture something she was laughing so hard.

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