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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    When I saw you last night in Tesco

    Artist: Abba
    Real Lyric: When I called you last night from Glasgow

    The story:

    I thought I had unearthed something on a par with the Holy Grail when I heard Abba singing on the title track to their Super Trooper album about seeing someone in a working-class English supermarket - surely they shopped in Harrods food-hall? I thought it was hilarious and told a friend of mine at school about it a few weeks later, knowing he too had bought the album.

    This is where my theory floundered as I realised that he had the original version of the album (with lyrical insert) and not just a pirate taped copy - naughty, naughty. He not only proceeded to put me straight, but shared my idiocy with the rest of the class. Thanks, Rob! My mum believed me though.

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    I'm confused. Where's Tesco?

    jelloegg Jun 12, 2008 8:29 pm