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    "Good Riddance" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Green Day


    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Good Riddance" by Green Day? Click here and tell us!


    Misheard "Good Riddance" Lyrics

    I'm an evangelist on a Sunday TV show.
    "It's something unpredicatble," an India
    Come grab your mother and direct you whe
    Another turning point, a fork stuck in t
    Tom grabs your bother
    Younge grabs you by the wrist and direct
    Another turnip boy
    Tom grabs you by the wrist
    So make the best of this testicle, this
    Tounge grabs you by the wrist, directs y
    Another turnip on a fork stuck in the ro
    So make the best of this dance, and don'
    Taboo memories of dancing on trial
    So make the best of this passion known a
    Tongue grabs you by, the rest directs yo
    Tattoos of memories and bear skin hats o
    A tongue grabs you by the wrist, directs
    Tongue grabs you by the wrist, directs y
    "...Something thats not pliable but in t
    Another burning joint, a stork snuck in
    Another turnip and a fork stuck in the r
    Another turnip and a fork stuck in the r
    So make the best of this journey known a
    Another turnip on a fork stuck in the ro
    tom grabs your body rest, the wrecks you
    Another turnip on the fork stuck in the
    Lasoos and memories and egg heads on tra
    Tom Glass the motorist directs you where
    tom grabs you by the dick and tells you
    Another turnip on the fork stuck in the
    Why did you bother to ask directions whe
    Another turnip on the fork stuck in the
    Tongue drives you to the resserection wh
    Another turnip boy his fork stuck in the
    So make the best of the desk thats in th
    So make the best of this test known as l
    Another turnip porn, the fork stuck in t
    It's something unpredictable an Indian t

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