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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Another turnip on the fork stuck in the road.

    Artist: Green Day
    Real Lyric: Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road



    The story:

    I was listening to my 11 year old son sing the song, and argued with him about the lyrics, which he of course had correct. The more he sang the lyrics my way and laughed the more stupid I felt. He has since told many people about the turnip on the fork in the road.

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