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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

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    Song: Sarah

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    Song: The Prisoner

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    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Even Flow" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Pearl Jam


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    Misheard "Even Flow" Lyrics

    throw me some fries
    Oh, girlfriend he can't have even when h
    Even flow, tossed around like motor bike
    Even flow, on the road like butterflies,
    Even flow... come around like buttered t
    Even flow, Rock and rolla la flies! Oh,
    Oh girlfriend - he can't have 'cause his
    heee-aaa, rissa heada ona little pillow
    Even Flow....Clogs the road like butterf
    Jesus, rests his head on a pillow made o
    even flow on the road like butterflies,
    On the run from butterflies
    Even Flow...conjured up like bottled win
    Ethan Frome, floats around like butterfl
    ...rests his head on a pillow made of co
    Even flow... on the road like porno star
    Even toast... mozzarella butterflies
    F*ck a duck
    Even Flow, it's a lot like buttered rice
    Freezin, rest his head on an armadillo
    Oh dolphin.
    Freezin', rests his head on a pillow mad
    Even flow, on the road like buttered fri

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