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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Black" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Pearl Jam


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    Misheard "Black" Lyrics

    I take a walk outside, I'm surrounded by
    Now the b**th is mad and been washed in
    She took empty cans in...
    Her legs spread out before me As her bod
    Oh, the b*tch is sad, I'll be washed in
    Ohh the bichh is sad; ohh, been washed i
    "Sheets of empty canvas / untouched shee
    And when I bit her ass...
    sheets and empty blankets, untouched she
    She wore purple panties.......
    I take a walk outside, I'm surrounded by
    She's so empty handed
    I'm surrounded by Donkey the bear
    Surrounded by zonkies that fail
    I take a walk outside I'm surrounded by.
    Hot wicker, sunk in, drive away
    Her legs spread out before me, as her bo
    Tatooed on my teeth
    I take a walk outside I'm surrounded by
    "All the b**thes said..."
    Her Legs, or her lace spread out before
    She's an empty canvas Under sheets of gl
    And now the b*tches hands, lay beneath t
    Tattooed on Hi-C
    Oh now my bitter hands Chase beneath the
    sheets of empty canvas over sheets of re
    Sheets of empty canvas over sheets of re
    Tattooed on High Seas!
    Sheets of empty canvas over sheets of re
    And now my bitter hands lay beneath the

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