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    "Blinded by the Light" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Blinded by the Light" by Manfred Mann's Earth Band? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Blinded by the Light" Lyrics

    Dressed up like a dude another roller in
    Wrapped up like a douche I knew their ow
    Used up like a douche You know the runne
    Torn up like a douche, Another stoner in
    Wrap up the old deuce a nutterbutter in
    Wrapped up like a douche Another rumour
    And little Early-Burly kept my anus curl
    And little Early-Pearly gave my anus cur
    She was blinded by the light Ripped off
    Wrapped up like a doofus Throwing snowb
    Wrecked up like a douche you know the ru
    Ripped up like a douche In the middle of
    Wrapped up like a douche, another roamer
    Wrapped up like a deuce, another roamer
    Wrapped up like a douche You know they r
    The variety crashed through the crowd
    Blinded by the light Wrapped up like a d
    revved up like a douche into the rumour
    Wrapped up like a douche another rotor i
    ripped off like a douche in the middle o
    And little Early-Pearly gave my anus cur
    rolled up like a douche, another boner i
    blinded by the light wrapped up like a d
    Beat up by that douche And made some but
    And little Early Pearly gave my anus cur
    Racked up like a douche Ya' know they ru
    Wrapped up like a douche You know you ro
    Rolled up like a douche into the roller
    Wrapped up like a douche, another rumour
    Wrapped up like a douche another rubber
    And little Ertie Bertie gave my anus gir
    Wrapped up like a douche Another booger
    And Goliath, he crashed to the ground
    And Goliath, he crashed to the ground
    Blinded by the light, Wrapped up like do
    Wrapped up like a loofah by the foreman
    Dressed up like a goose, You know, the r
    Wrapped up like a douche ya know he rode
    And Little early pearly gave my anus cur
    ...and little Rolie Polie gave my anus c
    planet by the light red nose like a douc
    And little early birdie gave my anus gir
    Blinded by the light Wake up like a deus
    Wraped up like Kaduce, you know the rule
    Racked up like a douche.
    Little early birdie gave my anus curl a
    The Little early birdie gave my anus cur
    Revved up like a douche, another runner
    Wrapped up like a douche, in the rotor i
    Binded overnite Wrapped up like a goose
    Wrecked up like medusa A ruler in the n
    Wrapped up like a douche Into the rotor
    Wrapped up like a douche We're gonna rol
    Wrapped up like a douche Another boner i
    Wrapped up like a douche Another woman
    Wrapped up like a deuche In the woman o
    Rapped up like a douche bag Running ove
    Wrapped up like a douche by the foreman
    And little early birdy gave my anus curl
    Blinded by the light, Wrapped up like a
    Wrapped up like a douche, another odor i
    Ripped up like a douche
    Blinded by the light Wrapped up like a d
    wrecked up like a douche you know the gr
    blinded by the light wrapped up like a d
    And little Early-Pearly gave my anus cur
    And little Early-Birdie gave my English
    And the ghost with the most
    Wrapped up like a rooster Another rolle
    Lit up like a douche, another mother in
    Knocked up like a douche bag in the midd
    wrapped up like a douche after a boner i
    and little wurly burly gave my anus curl
    Blinded by the light wrapped up like a d
    Rolled up like a douche, another odor in
    Wrapped up like a douche A lonely runner
    Revved up like a poof Another homo in t
    Blinded by the light, Wrapped up like a
    And little early-pearly gave my anus cur
    gave my anus twirly-whirly
    Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a
    wrapped up like a douche
    And little Hurly-Burly gave my anus Curl
    Little Hurly-Burly kept his anus curly-w
    Little hurley burley gave my anus curley
    Wrapped up like the douche Your mother u
    And a little burley girly gave my anus c
    wrapped up like a douche another red one
    wrapped up like a douche, another moaner
    wrapped up like a douche another roller
    wrapped up like a douche/ in the aurora
    Wrapped up like a douche into the rotor
    Wrapped up like a douche Another boner i
    Swept Up Like A Douche Roll Her Over In
    Wrapped up like a douche with the rumour
    And little Early-Pearly gave my anus cur
    wrapped up like a douche another roamer
    Dressed up like a Douche!
    Wrapped up like a douche
    Revved up like a juicer on the river in
    Wrapped up like a douche Another rumor i
    Wrapped up like a douche, another rubber
    wrapped up like a douche another strolle
    Wrapped up like a douche, another boner
    Wrecked up like a douche An Holy Roller
    wake up like a douche to the roar in the
    Dressed Up Like A Douche Into The Rotor
    And little Early-Burly gave my anus curl
    Wrapped up like a douche In the corona o
    Wrapped up in a douche bag ; eating Rolo
    ...gave my anus curly wurly...
    Wrapped up like a douche, another roller
    Wrapped up like a douche another roamer
    Blinded by the light. Crept up like a do
    And little Hurly Burly kept my anus curl
    wrapped up like the fusion of a Rorer in
    Wrapped up like a douche You know, the r
    Dressed up like a goose she was a woman
    Wrapped up like a douche on a moter in t
    Blinded by the light, revved up like a d
    Blinded by the light Dressed up like a d
    Wrapped up like a douche, you know the r
    And little Early Birdy gave his anus gir
    "... and little early birdy gave my anus
    Ripped up like a douche Another roller e
    wrapped up like a deuche another owner i
    Wrapped up like a douche another roamer
    "...with a teenage nympho'mac" (as if in
    Rapped up like a doosh. Another rover in
    And little Early Pearly gave my anus cur
    Blinded by the light, Struck up like a d
    Blinded by the light, Struck up like a d
    Rolled up with a with a douche Just a ro
    "... and little early birdie gave my anu
    And littleHurly Burley kept my anus cur
    And little early-girly gave my anus curl
    Wrapped up like a douche In the middle o
    Blinded by the light, Wrapped up like a
    Wrapped up like a douche in the boner of
    Wrapped up like a douche You know the ro
    wrapped up like a duece another roller
    And little early birdie gave my anus cur
    She ripped up her douche in the middle o
    Wrapped up like a douche Another boner i
    Little Early Burly gave my anus curly-wu
    Revved up like a douche in the mornin'
    Wrapped up like a douche, another loner
    And little Early Burly gave my anus skir
    remove that ol' douche throw it over to
    Wrapped up like a doofus, I go running i
    Revved up like a Dusenberg And over in a
    messed up like a douche another groaner
    and little early birdy gave my anus curl
    And little hurly burly gave my anus curl
    wrapped up like a douche another rotor i
    And a little hurly gurly gave my anus cu
    Revved up like a douche in the middle of
    Repped up like a douche-en-ow a runner i
    Crept up like a douche You know the roll
    blinded by the light, ripped up like a d
    Madden's Drummers' Bummer Ended In the S
    blinded by the light wrapped up like a d
    She was blinded by the light, Wrapped up
    Wrapped up like a goose, Another runner
    Wrapped up like a douche Another runner
    Blinded by the light Wrapped up like a d
    wrapped up like a douche you know a roll
    And little Early Birdie gave my anus cur
    Wrapped up like a douche, Or like a rule
    Wrapped up like a douche, until they rol
    And little early-birdy gave my anus curl
    Wrapped up like a deuce in the rotor of
    blinded by the light, wrapped up like a
    And little hurley-burley made my anus cu
    wrapped up like a douche into the rubber
    Crept up a caboose Another runner in the
    Wrapped up like a douche Another roamer
    wrapped up like a douche another runner
    little early birdy gave my anus curly wu
    Ripped up like a douche
    wiped up with a louffa by the foreman of
    Wrapped up like a douche, Another roamer
    Wrapped up like a douche another roamer
    Revved up like a doucheion and a rotor i
    And little Early Burly gave my anus curl
    wrapped up like a douche another boner i
    Blinded by the light...wrapped up like a
    And a little early birdie gave my anus c
    And little Early Burly Gave my anus curl
    Ripped up like a douche you're gonna thr
    wrapped up like a douche another roller
    Wrapped up like Medusa, she's the horror
    Wrapped up like Medusa 'nother roamer in
    And Little Early Birdie Gave my hand a s
    A LITTLE EARLY BIRDIE GAVE MY ANUS CURLY
    Wrapped up like a douche Like a potato i
    wrapped up like a douche an odor roller
    Dressed up like a doofus with a boner in
    Wake up like a doofus with a boner in th
    And little Early Burly came ahead of Scu
    She got down, but she never crossed out
    Ripped up like a Duchenne in the roller
    Revved up like a douche, another runner
    Wrapped up like a douche
    Blinded by the light, Wrapped up like a
    With a boner on my shoulder, feelin' kin
    You look like Medusa with Hair-Rollers i
    "wrapped up like a douche when you're ro
    Blinded by the light, ripped up like a
    Revved up like a douche, Another runner
    Wrapped up like a douche.
    Wrapped up like a dou-che in the middle
    And little Early-Pearly kept my anus cur
    And spittle Pearly Shearly with his anus
    Blinded by the light, wrapped up like a
    Blinded by the light. wrapped up like a
    And little Early Pearly Gave my anus cur
    With a boner on my shoulder Feeling kind

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