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    Knocked up like a douche bag in the middle of the night

    Real Lyric: Wrapped up lice a deuce,Another runner in the night.



    The story:

    My teenage daughter was on the bus on the way to school when the bus driver turned on the radio. Recognizing \\\'Blinded by the Light\\\' she and her friends began singing at the top of their lungs. When they got to this line, the bus driver shut the radio off, and she screamed out to the bus, \\\"Knocked up like a douche bag in the middle of the night!\\\"

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