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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    wrapped up like a douche
    another stroller in the night

    Real Lyric: revved up like a deuceanother roller in the night



    The story:

    When I went nuts and screamed to my wife, "What the hell is he singing?" and she replied, "Who cares. Just have another Prozac."
    Found the real words here, then went nuts again about deuce. My son suggested gambling. Little Deuce Coupe(Beachboys)came to mind. Into Wikapedia - deuce: 1932 Ford often turned a hotrod (deuce means two so named after last digit of year of manufacture.) Problem solved, but I miss the mystery of it!

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