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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You've been outright offensive, for so long now...

    Artist: Eagles
    Song: Desperado
    Real Lyric: You've been out riding fences, for so long now...

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    It was actually my wife who was singing it and I've made her life misery ever since, which is easily 20 years ago!

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    You did that just by marrying her, right?

    Hoof_Hearted Mar 04, 2010 9:03 am


    She should hace said , you've been outright offensive to Han Solo now." Now that would have had me in the floor.

    JMonkey Apr 20, 2009 11:27 am


    She should hace said , you've been outright offensive to Han Solo now." Now that would have had me in the floor.

    JMonkey Apr 20, 2009 11:27 am


    I will sing it that way forever more now. LOL

    jojolucky Nov 28, 2008 6:29 pm