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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You're shaking my coconuts daily.
    Cecilia, get down on your knees
    I'm begging you please to go on.

    Artist: Simon and Garfunkel
    Song: Cecilia
    Real Lyric: you're shaking my confidence daily.Cecilia, I'm down on my kneesI'm begging you please to come home.

    The story:

    I was singing away at the top of my voice in a club, when my mate said 'you're a dirty old *@%$'
    He told me the correct version, but I still think mine has more kick

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    Submitted by

    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    1/10/2005 3:21 am

    Age it happened

    20

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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