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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    You live for the fiber, that's all that you've got.

    Artist: Bon Jovi
    Real Lyric: You live for the fight when it's all that you've got.

    The story:

    For years I thought "fiber" was a metaphor for having to get by on roughage or necessities instead of being able to enjoy a more fatty or "luxurious" way of living. My husband finally pointed out that I was singing the wrong lyric while we were driving down the road one day. I should have known Bon Jovi wasn't that deep. Plus, Bon Jovi could have parlayed my lyric into big money by using the song to sell certain breakfast cereals.

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