AgProv's Published Lyrics |
| Artist |
Song |
Misheard |
Real Lyrics |
| Elvis Presley | Hound Dog | You ain't never pornographic and you ain't no friend of mine | You ain't never caught a rabbit and you ain't no friend of mine |
| Blue Oyster Cult | Last Days Of May | It wasn't until the car suddenly stopped, in the middle of a cold and barren plain;Then the awful sky turned and spilledThree boys' blood in the Noah-drivin' rain... | It wasn't until the car suddenly stopped, in the middle of a cold and barren plain;That the other guy turned and spilledThree boys' blood, did they know a trap had been lain? |
| Eagles | Take It Easy | It's a girl, my lord, with a plastic swordSlowin' down to take a look at me | It's a girl, my lord, In a flat-bed FordSlowin' down to take a look at me |
| Led Zeppelin | When the Levee Breaks | If I keep on strainin', the lavvy's gonna break...All last night, sat on the lavvy and moaned....It got what it takes to make a monkey man leave his home | If it keeps on rainin', the levee's gonna break...All last night, sat on the levee and moaned....It got what it takes to make a mountain man leave his home |
| Elton John | Your Song | i) I sat on the roofAnd kicked off Kate Moss - For a few of her verses had got me quite crossii) If I were a sculptorOr then again - no;Or a man who makes cushions in a travelling show... | i)I sat on the roofAnd kicked off some mossFor a few of the verses had got me quite crossii)If I were a sculptorOr then again - no;Or a man who makes potions in a travelling show... |
| Stevie Wonder | My Cherie Amour | My Cherie Amour,Pretty little wombat I adore,You're the only one my heart beats for.... | My Cherie Amour,Pretty little one that I adore,You're the only one my heart beats for.... |
| Blue Oyster Cult | Fire Of Unknown Origin | Death comes driving down the highwayLike a latex press; | Death comes driving down the highwayLike a late express; |
| Robert Palmer | Addicted To Love | might as well face it, you're addicted to drugs! | might as well face it, you're addicted to love |
| Joe Cocker & Jennifer Warnes | Up Where We Belong | The lift goes up where we belongWhere the eagles fly... | Lord lift us up where we belongWhere the eagles fly... |
| Doors | Hyacinth House | What are they doing in the highest of Hell?What are they doing in the highest of Hell?A pain for liars this day... | What are they doing in the hyacinth house?What are they doing in the hyacinth house?A strange alliance this day... |
| A-Ha | Take On Me | Deganwy | Take on me |
| Kinks | Apeman | "'cos air polution is a-f*cking up my eyes"or, a later refinement "'cos evolution is a-f*cking up my eyes" | 'cos air polution is a fogging up my eyes |
| Alice Cooper | Teenage Lament '74 | What a drag it isin these Golda Maier jeans;Is this the coolest wayTo get through your teens? | What a drag it isin these gold lame jeans;Is this the coolest wayTo get through your teens? |
| Isaac Hayes | Shaft | He's a complicated man, and no-one understands him but his woman (Joan Shaft). | He's a complicated man, and no-one understands him but his woman (John Shaft). |
| Isaac Hayes | Shaft | -Who's the cat that won't come out, when there's danger all about? - Shaft!-You're damn right! | -Who's the cat that won't cop out, when there's danger all about? - Shaft!-You're damn right! |
| Moody Blues | On The Threshold Of A Dream | Face the miles of trials of piles with smiles... | Face miles and miles of trials with smiles |
| Blue Oyster Cult | Joan Crawford | The skies are filled with herds of shimmering angels... | The skies are filled with hurt and shivering angels... |
| Shania Twain | That Don't Impress Me Much | I can't believe you kiss your carving knife | I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight |
| Shania Twain | That Don't Impress Me Much | I can't believe you kiss your carpet knife | I can't beleive you kiss your car goodnight |
| The Turtles | Eleanor | Eleanor Gee, I think you smell | Eleanor, gee, I think you're swell |
| Blue Oyster Cult | Astronomy | These wizardries of mineWill show me Bruce Forsyth | These wizardries of mineWill show me true foresight |
| Whitney Houston | I'm Every Woman | I'm Every WomanI can read your thoughts right now - All the way from A to C | I'm Every WomanI can read your thoughts right now - All the way from A to Z(ee) |
| Hanson | MMMBop | Tuvok | mmmmbop |
| Harry Chapin | I Am The Morning DJ | with little boys in Idaho | Boise, Idaho |
| Blue Oyster Cult | Seven Screaming Dizbusters | It's a burning light (I can't stand the light) | Lucifer the light (I can't stand the light) |
| The Teardrop Explodes | Reward | Bless my cotton socks, I'm in the nude;The king sits on her face, like Howard Hughes... | Bless my cotton socks, I'm in the news; The king sits on his face, buttons all askew... |
| Paul McCartney | Jet | Darth Vader told Jet to always love me | Sergeant-major told Jet to always love me |
| David Bowie | Jean Genie | What can I do for you, you look like a female Jew | What can I do for you, looks like you've been there too |
| David Bowie | Oh, You Pretty Things | You gotta mke way for a homo experience! | you gotta make way for the Homo Superior! |
| Odyssey | Native New Yorker | Whoa-oh-oh, you're a naked New York Girl... | Whoa-oh-oh, you're a native New Yorker... |
| Def Leppard | Pour Some Sugar on Me | Hey miss Mussolini, with Zuchinni! | Demolition lady, said "sugar me" |
| Joe Jackson | Time | Time! Time to kick him in the head! Kick him in the head! Kick him in the head! | Got the time, tick-tick-tickin' in my head! Tickin' in my head! Tickin' in my head! |
| Camera Obscura | French Navy | We met by trick of fate;Frank Heaney, my cinnamon mate... | We met by trick of fate; French Navy, my sailor mate.... |
| Blue Oyster Cult | After Dark | what's the hat in the corner? It's too dark to see.... | what's that in the corner? It's too dark to see.... |
| Roxy Music | Love Is The Drug | Stitched up tights, cacky feet.... | Stitched up tight, can't get free... |
| Hawkwind | Dust of Time | Dance a tango in your eyes, fleeting glimpse, call it a sigh... | Dust of time got in your eyes, fleeting glimpse, call it a sigh... |
| The Horslips | An Bratŕch Bŕn | it's true, a Honda motorcycle..... | (Stiáir óir is dhᡠsheol airgid)Is cupla chon de ór na Spáinne |
| Blue Oyster Cult | Before the Kiss (a redcap) | So grab your rose and ring side seatWe're back home at Potters Bar | So grab your rose and ring side seatWe're back home at Conroy's bar |
| William Blake | Jerusalem (hymn) | And we shall build Jerusalem in England's green unpleasant land | And we shall build Jerusalem in England's green and pleasant land |
| Blue Oyster Cult | The Revenge of Vera Gemini | And when the Holy Windshield Wiper gets me... | Into the hole, in which she finally gets me... |
| Blue Oyster Cult | Before the Kiss (a redcap) | Nobody knows the breaks I've seen | So grab your rose and ring side seat |
| Roxy Music | Virginia Plain | Where my sturdy baker takes meThat's where I'll take my stand | Where my Studebaker takes meThat's where I'll take my stand |
| Ultravox | Vienna | A man in the back of a picture frame sold mystical soulfood... | A man in the dark of a picture frame, so mystic and soulful... |
| Patti Smith Group | Horses (La Mer(de)) | Go, Rambo! Go, Rambo!, Go Rambo, and go, Johnny, go! | Go, Rimbaud! Go, Rimbaud!, Go Rimbaud and go, Johnny, go! |
| Sandpipers | Guantanamera | One ton of merdaFor it was one ton of merda | GuantanameraGuajira Guantanamera |
| Spandau Ballet | Pressure On | I don't need no pressure, Ron! | I don't need no pressure on |
| Blue Oyster Cult | Subhuman | the most suspicious gentlemen in my other dream... | now, ladies, fish and gentlemen, here's my other dream |
| Blue Oyster Cult | Astronomy | kick the dustbin over! | Call me Desdinova! |
| Ray Charles | I can't stop loving you | I can't stop loving youI've made up my mindTo live in memory of the loathsome times | I can't stop loving youI've made up my mindTo live in memory of the lonesome times |
| Barenaked Ladies | Big Bang Theory theme music | The whole universe was in a God-damned state... | The whole universe was in a hot, dark, state... |
| Barenaked Ladies | Big Bang Theory theme music | the artichokes began to drool; | The autotrophs began to drool; |
| The Dooleys | Wanted | I'm the kind of girl that'll (edit) every time,And it's all right! | I'm the kind of girl that'll swallow every lineBut it's all right |
| The Beatles | Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds | The girl with the microscope eyes | The girl with kaleidoscope eyes |
| Blue Oyster Cult | Burnin' For You | Time tp make V-signs | Time to play B-sides |
| Ian Dury | Sex And Drugs And Rock And Roll | Sex and drugs and sausage rolls are all my body needs | Sex and drugs and rock and roll are all my body needs |
| Jonathan Richman | Roadrunner | I got the, ahem, (Radio on!) | I got the A.M. (Radio on!) |
| Patti Smith Group | CitizenShip | What the Hell - Falafel!It didn't matter to me... | what the Hell,I fell and fell,It didn't matter to me |
