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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    With the lights out,
    It's less dangerous
    Here we are now,
    In its anus

    Artist: Nirvana
    Real Lyric: With the lights out,It's less dangerousHere we are now,Entertain us



    The story:

    It didn't actually take me that long to figure out what the real lyrics were (they used to flash them along the bottom of the screen when the video was played) but I still sing my version every time I hear the song. I think my lyrics go some way in explaining the title, and the stuff about it being less dangerous with the lights out.

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