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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    When I dressed up like a weasel,she refused to be the master.

    Artist: Billy Joel
    Song: Stranger
    Real Lyric: When I pressed her for a reason,she refused to even answer.

    The story:

    I'd heard the song as background noise for years. One afternoon in the shop I got around to actually sort of half listening. Knew I couldn't have heard this right, but the visions invoked were so intriguing that I didn't care. Finally got around to looking up the real words on a www lyric server. Still like my version better (and even modestly wrote an extra verse around it just in case our band ever decides to cover this one.)

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    LOL, This song could have been an anthem for furry fandom!

    FuzzzWuzzz Aug 24, 2010 11:37 am

    Wow, that one's HILARIOUS! The mental image is so silly and out of context that I almost passed out laughing.

    KieferSkunk Nov 25, 2008 3:10 pm