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KieferSkunk |
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| Age: |
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KieferSkunk's Published Lyrics |
| Artist |
Song |
Misheard |
Real Lyrics |
| Rush | Tom Sawyer | No worries, no worries,Life and love are he. | The world is, the world is,Life and love are deep |
| Genesis | Invisible Touch | She does a handstand, typical dumb sh*t | She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah |
| Dire Straits | Money For Nothing | We get to sleep in microwave ovens.Paint some kitchens, yes rea-a-a-lly!We got to prove these refrigeratorsare not actually color TVs | Gotta install microwave ovensCustom kitchen deliveriesWe gotta move these refrigeratorsGotta move these color TVs |
| America | A Horse With No Name | I've been through the desert on a horse with no brain | I've been through the desert on a horse with no name |
| Steve Winwood | When You See a Chance Take It | When you see your pants, take 'em!Dry your hands, idiot!It's all because of you! | While you see a chance, take itFind romance, fake itBecause it's all on you |
| Steely Dan | Do It Again | Your black cars can make you horny | Your black cards can bring you money |
| Rush | The Trees | And the trees are lousy people | And the trees are all kept equal |
| Sting | Brand New Day | Or could it be that what you need the most,Calligraphy, just like a ghost | Or could it be that what you need the mostCould leave you feeling just like a ghost |
| Richard Marx | Heaven Only Knows | Back to the womb is the only place I feel strong | My back to the wall is the only place I can feel strong |
| Traditional | Carol of Bells | Hari Hari Hari Hari Hari Krishna | Merry Merry Merry Merry Merry Christmas |
| Wang Chung | Everybody Have Fun Tonight | Ah bla blee la blah blee blahBlah blee world is blah blah blahAnd all the blah and ev'ryoneA ship of fools sailing on | On the edge of oblivionAll the world is BabylonAnd all the love and ev'ryoneA ship of fools sailing on |
| Genesis | That's All | There's been no one who makes me feel like dew | There's been no one who makes me feel like you do |
| Christopher Cross | Sailing | It's not far back to Santa Cruz | It's not far back to sanity |
| They Might Be Giants | Birdhouse in Your Soul | Say I'm the only beet in your bunny | Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet |
| The Outlaws | Green Grass and High Tides | Those ugly people played just for me | Those lovely people played just for me |
| Whitesnake | Here I Go Again | An I got a hard-on for the rest of my days | An' I'm gonna hold on for the rest of my days |
| Dexy's Midnight Runners | Come on Eileen | You threw Super glue | Now you're grown, so grown |
| Wham! | Careless Whisper | I'm never gonna dance againWith two feet I've got no rhythm | I'm never gonna dance againGuilty feet have got no rhythm |
| Rammstein | Mutter | Butter! Butter! | Mutter! Mutter! |
| Mr. Mister | Broken Wings | That I'm bored with the flesh,And blood makes me full | That you're half of the flesh,And blood that makes me whole |
| Dexy's Midnight Runners | Come on Eileen | Would you get undressed? I thought we'd undress. We're not dirty... | With you in that dress, my thoughts, I confess, verge on dirty. |
| Golden Earring | Twilight Zone | Help I'm slippin' into the Dialup ZoneThis isn't @Home, feels like AOL | Help I'm steppin' into the Twilight ZoneThe place is a madhouse, feels like bein' cloned |
| Aerosmith | Don't Want To Miss a Thing | II want to stay here with you in this woman forever | I want to stay here with you in this moment forever |
| Duran Duran | The Reflex | Why don't you use it?Try not to bruise it?By darn don't lose it! | Why don't you use it?Try not to bruise itBuy time, don't lose it |
| Brian Setzer Orchestra | Jump, Jive and Wail | You got a drunk drivin', drivin' whale | You gotta Jump Jive, then you wail |
| The Beach Boys | Kokomo | Martinique, I've got a rotten stink | Martinique, that Montserrat mystique |
| Golden Earring | Twilight Zone | My beatnik's been moved on a moonlit star | My beacon's been moved under moon and star |
| David Bowie | Everyone Says Hi | Everyone stays high | Everyone says Hi |
