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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    When a man of love and breezes stood by her side.

    Artist: Helen Reddy
    Song: Delta Dawn
    Real Lyric: When a Man of Low Degree stood by her side

    The story:

    I got a lot of flak for this one. I sang it this way for ten years, in front of almost every person I encountered, until, one day, my parents finally told me the REAL lyrics, and then proceeded to break down into fits of hysteric giggles about a man with horrible flatulence, and, er, love, I guess.

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