Profile
| Username: |
Tjaden95 |
| Favorite Music: |
Alternative |
| Favorite Artist: |
Pearl Jam |
| Favorite Song: |
Better Man |
| Age: |
31 |
| Sex: |
F |
| About Me: |
Unspecified |
Tjaden95's Published Lyrics |
| Artist |
Song |
Misheard |
Real Lyrics |
| Oasis | Champagne Supernova | One Day you will fine mecause your fee's a landslideit's a sunshine supersonic, a sunshine supersonia in disguise | Someday You will find meCaught beneath the landslideIn a champagne supernova, a champagne supernova in the sky |
| Steely Dan | My Old School | Oh, NoRoomful of Llamas don't move | Oh, noGuatelajara won't do |
| Hinder | Lips Of An Angel | Well, my cousin, the next groom, sometimes I wish he was you | Well, My girl's in the next room, sometimes I wish she was you |
| Everlast | What It's Like | And if the baby ever learned to walk in linen shoes...then you might know what it's like to get the news | God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in his shoes cause then you might know what it's like to sing the blues |
| Flo Rida | In the Ayer | Cold hot JamThis is my bam | Oh hot damnThis is my jam |
| Don McLean | American Pie | I was a lonely teenage dirtbag punk with a Hell, Tarnation and a pickukp truck | I was a lonely teenage bronco buck with a pink carnation and a pickup truck |
| Aerosmith | Dude (Looks Like A Lady) | Can you play the ukulele | Dude looks like a lady |
| Jason Mraz | I'm Yours | Now you done done me in your bed I felt itI tried to beat you up but you were so hot that I melted | Now you done done me and you bet I felt itI tried to be chill but you were so hot that I melted |
| Crash Test Dummies | Superman's Song | Me Tarzan EugeneAndSaving the World from Salmon and Grungy's | Me Tarzan, you janeAndSaving the world from Solomon Grundy |
| Traditional | Twelve Days of Christmas | two dozen turtles and some porridge in a pear tree | two turtle dovesand a partridge in a pear tree |
| Weezer | Teenage Dirtbag | this isn't I aren't made of Maybies and me | Listen to Iron Maiden Baby with me |
| Hairspray | The Legend of Miss Baltimore | Those Poor Romanoffs might still hold some grudgesthey powdered their cuffsbut I screwed the judges | Those Poor Runner-ups might still hold some grudgesThey padded their cupsBut I screwed the Judges |
| Creed | Higher | Can you take me higher?To a place where Linemen see | Can you take me higher?To a place where blind men see |
| Queen | We Are The Champions | I paid my Jews | I paid my dues |
| Silversun Pickups | Little Lover's So Polite | Waking up the Courtneys | Waking up the core needs |
| Barenaked Ladies | Brian Wilson | Lying in Bed just like Brian wilson's dad | Lying in Bed Just like Brian Wilson did |
| Barenaked Ladies | Brian Wilson | Drove downtown in the rain life's dirty on a tuesday yeahJust to check out Lela's report shockcall it and pulse it, call it compulsive, call it inane,But when I'm surrounded I just can't start up | Drove Downtown in the rain nine-thirty on a Tuesday nightJust to check out the late-night record shopCall it impulsive, call it compulsive, call it insaneBut when I'm surrounded I just can't stop |
| Beyonce | Single Ladies | if we locked then you should've poured a drink on it | If you liked it then you should've put a ring on it |
| Tragically Hip | Little Bones | LETTERBOMBS!! | Little Bones |
| Pink | Just Like a Pill | Run to the fastest gas canto the middle of the wayTo the Middle of my Front Street Fears | Run as fast as I canto the middle of nowhereTo the Middle of my Frustrated Fears |
| Queen | Bohemian Rhapsody | I'm just a pool boy | I'm just a poor Boy |
| Theory of a Deadman | Bad Girlfriend | No one Really knows If She's a joke or if she's home | No One Really Knows If She's Drunk or If She's Stoned |
| Pavement | Shoot the Singer | Someone took Indy's pants. | Someone took in these pants. |
| Steely Dan | My Old School | Old Andrew Looming outside your door | Oleanders Growing outside your door |
| Helen Reddy | Delta Dawn | When a man of love and breezes stood by her side. | When a Man of Low Degree stood by her side |
