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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    What can I do for you, you look like a female Jew

    Artist: David Bowie
    Song: Jean Genie
    Real Lyric: What can I do for you, looks like you've been there too



    The story:

    The song was on the car radio. We were going to a bar mitzvah. Of course the people giving the lift were Jewish...

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    $hit, have realised it's actually "Rebel Rebel" not Jean Genie

    AgProv Oct 09, 2011 8:16 pm