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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    What a nice surprise
    When your rabbit dies.

    Artist: Eagles
    Real Lyric: What a nice surpriseBring your alibis

    The story:

    I was quite adamant when I told my friend about it years and years ago, and even took his sister's copy of an Eagles tablature book out to show him the lyrics. Yep, I was wrong.

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    I heard it as 'what a nice surprise, when you're out of ice' for many many years until I saw a post about it on this site.

    ChloeAW May 17, 2012 8:31 pm

    Just recently heard something about rabbit stew and fat rabbits disappearing, so kinda sad for me, not really funny.

    DXMarx Aug 05, 2011 12:38 pm

    Before medical technology made more humane advances, "the rabbit died" meant you were pregnant!

    badcats Feb 01, 2010 9:10 am

    Uhm rabbit, well he died, but it is a nice surprise, shouldn't let him go to waste. Rabbit stew anyone?

    JMonkey Apr 23, 2009 8:20 am

    Not very funny

    Poof19 May 03, 2008 6:41 pm