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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    What a drag it is
    in these Golda Maier jeans;
    Is this the coolest way
    To get through your teens?

    Artist: Alice Cooper
    Real Lyric: What a drag it isin these gold lame jeans;Is this the coolest wayTo get through your teens?

    The story:

    At the time somebody called Golda Maeir was prime minister of Israel, an arresting looking lady with only one eye, as I recall. Although I never saw her ever wearing gold lamé jeans, maybe they weren't kosher schmatter?

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