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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    well you can knock me down, sit on my face

    Artist: Elvis Presley
    Real Lyric: Well you can knock me down, step on my face

    The story:

    It was Thanksgiving, a house full of family members.
    I was around 8 years old. After dinner, my cousin
    put this record on her parent's stereo, and I belted
    out the lyrics. When I sang "well you can knock me
    down, sit on my face", I wondered why everybody was
    staring at me with their mouths open, (except for my
    older cousins, who were cracking up laughing).

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