InsomniacGirl's Published Lyrics
Artist	Song	Misheard	Real Lyrics
Lyle Lovett	That's Right (You're Not From Texas)	But Texas hates you anyway	But Texas wants you anyway
Little Richard	Rip It Up	I'm gonna knock it out, I'm gonna rip a fart	I'm gonna rock it up, I'm gonna rip it up
The Beach Boys	Kokomo	Bermuda, Bahama, Come On Big Fat Mama	Bermuda,Bahama, come on pretty mama
Pointer Sisters	Jump (For Your Love)	I miss your kisses in the Ice Cream	I miss your kisses in the night, babe.
Edison Lighthouse	Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes)	Love Grows on my Rosemary's nose	Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes)
Ram Jam	Black Betty	Whoa, Fat Betty rammed a man	Whoa, Black Betty, Bam-A-Lam
Janis Joplin	Me and Bobby McGee	Then she slipped in turpentine	Windshield Wipers Slap in Time
The Who	Who Are You	Who are you, who pooped, who pooped?	Who are you, who who, who who?
Elvis Presley	Blue Suede Shoes	well you can knock me down, sit on my face	Well you can knock me down, step on my face
Hall & Oates	Family Man	I'm a Family Man, and my Fart is much worse Than My Bite	I'm a Family Man, and my Bark is much worse than my Bite