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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Well the people in the pizza know they're a possum, they are the talk of the town

    Artist: Doobie Brothers
    Song: China Grove
    Real Lyric: Well, the preacher and the teacherLord, they're a cautionThey are the talk of the town

    The story:

    I've never been able to make sense of the lyrics in this song, and when I heard it again recently, I thought I heard "pizza" and "possum" and started cracking up. Who the hell would order a possum pizza? Sounds like texas cuisine to me!

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    10/22/2001 12:00 pm

    Age it happened

    38

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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