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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Well I've made up my mind I'm eatin' my baby. I'm gonna eat my
    Baby, mmm

    Artist: Madonna
    Real Lyric: Well I've made up my mind I'm keepin' my baby. I'm gonna keep my Baby, ooh

    The story:

    I was singing it in the office one day. Every thought I had been
    down the pub lunchtime. Most embarrassing.

    Fortunately others thought she was singing the same thing.

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    I was trying to tell my mum this but I was laughing for like 5 minutes lol.

    TheEthanMonster Feb 12, 2010 6:06 pm