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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    We were gonna jam with the light on,But you're hairy, too far away...

    Song: Jet Airliner
    Real Lyric: Big ol' jet airliner Don't carry me too far away

    The story:

    Er...well, i saw nothing wrong with *my* lyrics until about 5 minutes ago, when i read the real ones. Of course, i had to snort and laugh pretty loudly, so everyone in this lab had to turn around and think smugly to themselves, "...but you're hairy, too far away?" Geez, what a goon. i like my lyrics better, anyway. i hate Steve Miller. Bleah.

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