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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    We go down at a line up.
    Don't carry me to far away.

    Song: Jet Airliner
    Real Lyric: Big ol' jet airliner,Don't carry me too far away.

    The story:

    I just discovered how wrong I was while reading the real lyrics on your website. I'm thinking back to all the times I've belted the song out at the top of my lungs.
    I thought some one was in trouble and needed to go down and get in a police line up and "Don't carry me too far away" meant don't take me to jail. Sure the lyrics seemed strange, but who was I to question Steve Miller? Never mind the title of the song!

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