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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    We get to sleep in microwave ovens.
    Paint some kitchens, yes rea-a-a-lly!
    We got to prove these refrigerators
    are not actually color TVs

    Artist: Dire Straits
    Real Lyric: Gotta install microwave ovensCustom kitchen deliveriesWe gotta move these refrigeratorsGotta move these color TVs

    The story:

    The first time I heard this song, I could barely make out ANY of the lyrics, and I was paying too much attention to the video anyway. So when this chorus came around, I was left wondering what it had to do with the song. (Heck, the real lyric doesn't make much more sense anyway.)

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    Heey KieferSkunk! Hilarious. The real lyrics do make sense, Mark is singing that instead of being on MTV playing music he's just doing a boring job moving furniture around ;)

    RoseIsLame Nov 13, 2011 7:59 am