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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    We can try to understand the New York Times' my paper, man!

    Artist: Bee Gees
    Song: Stayin' Alive
    Real Lyric: We can try to understand the New York Times' affect on man.

    The story:

    I was singing along in the car, with my wife listening. When she heard me come out with these, she burst out laughing and kept repeating, mocking me. "The New York Times' my paper man!? ...my PAPER MAN!? I was devastated. I even bet her I was right. Then we checked the lyrics when we got home. That evening she got a one hour massage, and I learned to 'kiss this guy.'

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    Anonymous

    Submitted on

    9/11/2004 3:58 am

    Age it happened

    43

    Better than original?

    Yes

    Convinced others you were right?

    No

    Was partying involved?

    No


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