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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    We all chat at a line-up, don't carry me to far away
    We all chat at a line-up, cause it's here that I've got to stay

    Song: Jet Airliner
    Real Lyric: Big old jet airliner, don't carry me too far awayBig old jet airliner, cause it's here that I've got to stay

    The story:

    I sang along to it this way for years, always kind of picturing people
    standing in a police line-up chatting with each other, even though
    that doesn't make any sense with the rest of the song. When I
    found out the lyrics (I think a radio DJ announced the name of the
    song) on a road trip, my friend and her husband and I started
    laughing hysterically about my misheard lyrics. Then my friend's
    husband admitted that he had always sung it as "Big hotel with the
    light on." I think something about the pacing of the lyrics in the
    song makes it hard to hear the original unless you know it

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