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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    "Warning" Funny Misheard Song Lyrics

    by Green Day

    Did you or a friend mishear a lyric from "Warning" by Green Day? Click here and tell us!

    Misheard "Warning" Lyrics

    Horny, live without warning...
    Hot cross buns You better not cross
    Porn and Live without porn
    Born and raised in California
    Cross-eyed bullies like you'd better not
    Gosh darn police line, you better not cr
    I'm in a home for the safety of my comun
    a car slips out on water thats really da
    gush on bullies like you better not crus
    Lauren, live without Lauren
    Gosh, your ponytails soon better not flo
    Get your fill of Sophie from a popeless
    Cation, bully's line you better not cros

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