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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Another turnip boy, the Ford stuck in the road.

    Artist: Green Day
    Real Lyric: Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road.

    The story:

    My husband and I were in a bar when this song came on the sound system. I said,"Oh, it's the Turnip Boy Song". My husband then decifered the lyrics for me.

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    Yeah, I heard "turnip boy" too. I hope you have the dime of your life.

    telebob Dec 08, 2010 1:46 pm

    Sound a bit red neck too

    chey4u Nov 10, 2009 2:35 pm

    I really thought that line was "another turnip on a fork stuck in the road" no one ever corrected me on it and it seemed that everyone else was singing the same thing.

    Stray523 Aug 28, 2009 8:19 pm

    I thought I heard something about a turnip too

    Winter_Rose Jul 21, 2009 3:20 am