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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Time tp make V-signs

    Real Lyric: Time to play B-sides

    The story:

    It made sense. Time everlasting. Eternal judgement. Unfairly consigned to Heaven or Hell. Asserting your independent blooody-mindedness by showing two emphatic "eff-you!" fingers to the people in charge. (Well... they're American. Who only use one finger).

    OK then. It's Eternity. You get to spend Hell or Purgatory by being forced to listen to all the crap B-sides of the singles you bought, and to realise WHY the not-very-good song ends up on the backside of the chart hit. The official lyric works too.

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