ross775's Published Lyrics |
| Artist |
Song |
Misheard |
Real Lyrics |
| Heart | Dog and Butterfly | voice of confusion and sodomy | voice of confusion inside of me |
| Starship | The Girl With the Hungry Eyes | The girl with the horny eyes | The girl with the hungry eyes |
| Redbone | Come and Get Your Love | Come and get your lunch | Come and get your love |
| The Who | You Better You Bet | Your dog keeps licking my bone | Your dog keeps licking my nose |
| Black Sabbath | Sweet Leaf | I love you, sweet cheeks | I love you, sweet leaf |
| Lynyrd Skynyrd | That Smell | The smell of ass around you | The smell of death surrounds you |
| ZZ Top | I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide | Smoking lucky strikes and wearing nylon shoes | Smoking lucky strikes and wearing nylons too |
| Supremes | Where Did Our Love Go | I've got this burnin' burnin' urine | I've got this burnin' burnin' yearnin' |
| Judas Priest | Rocka Rolla | She's a bar room fighter, tampon igniter | She's a bar room fighter, ten pint a nighter |
| Bush | Everything Zen | Crusty was my wine | Try to see once my way |
| Walter Egan | Magnet And Steel | You are a f*ggot... | You are the magnet... |
| Stone Sour | Through Glass | An epidemic of Dominicans | An epidemic of the mannequins |
| Beck | Loser | Soil on the milky bone | Soy un perdedor |
| Sweet | Love Is Like Oxygen | Love is like an octopus... | Love is like oxygen... |
| White Zombie | I Am Hell | I inhale | I am hell |
| Stone Temple Pilots | Creep | And I feel like a donut face | This I feel as the dawn it fades to gray |
| Autograph | Turn Up The Radio | I feel the beat, I'm in a dress | I feel the beat, I'm in a trance |
| Stone Temple Pilots | Plush | So is it raining in your bathroom? | So is it raining in your bedroom? |
| Megadeth | Holy Wars...The Punishment Due | Don't look now to exile, it might be your old man | Don't look now to exile, it might be your homeland |
| Heart | Magic Man | Summer love and basketball | Summer love had passed to fall |
| Elton John | Pinball Wizard | He's a spitball wizard | He's a pinball wizard |
| Depeche Mode | Enjoy The Silence | All I ever wantedall I ever neededis here in my arse | All I ever wantedAll I ever neededIs here in my arms |
| Pablo Cruise | Love Will Find A Way | So keep your hole open... | So keep your heart open... |
| Queensryche | The Warning | Whoring... | Warning... |
| The Beatles | I Am The Walrus | I am the smegma | I am the eggman |
| Van Halen | Why Can't This Be Love | Baby these balls are all wet | Baby this blows ‘em all away |
| Queensryche | Queen Of The Reich | A victim of bestiality | A victim the beast shall obtain |
| Stone Temple Pilots | Interstate Love Song | Leavin' on a Soul Train... | Leavin' on a southern train... |
| Bulletboys | Smooth Up in Ya | Smooth up, big girl | Smooth up in ya |
| The Beatles | Here Comes the Sun | It feels like you've sinned since being here | It feels like years since it's been here |
| The Beatles | Old Brown Shoe | I want a short-haired girl but in one place that hair's twice as long | I want a short-haired girl who sometimes wears it twice as long |
| Metallica | The Shortest Straw | Deafening, painstaking, BB King | Deafening, painstaking, beckoning |
| Sting | Fields Of Gold | Upon the fields of garlic | Upon the fields of barley |
| Stevie Wonder | I Wish | We were happy with the toilet they would bring | We were happy with the toy that they would bring |
| Black Sabbath | Lady Evil | With a cry and shout, she'll slut you out | With a cry and shout, she'll search you out |
| Judas Priest | Livin After Midnight | It has electric parking power | He has electric sparking power |
| Ozzy Osbourne | Bark at the Moon | Fart at the moon | Bark at the moon |
| Dio | The Last in Line | We'll know for the third time if we're evil or divine | We'll know for the first time if we're evil or divine |
| Toploader | Dancing In The Moonlight | It's such a fine unnatural sight | It's such a fine and natural sight |
| Led Zeppelin | The Wanton Song | Let me build a hole in the wall | Left me barely holding on |
| Theme Songs | Maude | Lady Godiva was a freedom rider, she didn't care if the whole world choked | Lady Godiva was a freedom rider, she didn't care if the whole world looked |
| The Beatles | Roll Over Beethoven | Roll over Beethoven, I'm c**kin' 'em two by two | Roll Over Beethoven they're rockin' in two by two. |
| Orleans | Still The One | You're still the one who can scratch my **** | You're still the one who can scratch my itch |
| Sweet | Fox On The Run | She's making everybody come | You scream and everybody comes |
| Crosby Stills Nash and Young | Woodstock | And I asked him, where are you goingMr. Toady | And I asked him, where are you goingthis he told me |
| W.A.S.P. | L.O.V.E. Machine | Penis makes me keen | Venus made me king |
| The Beatles | The Ballad Of John And Yoko | Standing in the dockets of Hampton | Standing on the dock at Southhampton |
| George Thorogood | Bad To The Bone | On the day I was bornThe nurses all gathered 'roundAnd they gazed at the white wonder | On the day I was bornThe nurses all gathered 'roundAnd they gazed in wide wonder |
| Smashing Pumpkins | Bullet With Butterfly Wings | The world is a vampire, sent to Jane | The world is a vampire, sent to drain |
| Standards | Davy Crockett | Killed himself in a fire when he was only 3 | Killed himself a bear when he was only 3 |
| Deep Purple | Knocking at Your Back Door | Sweet Nancy was so fancyTo get into her pantswe had to be the aristocracy | Sweet Nancy was so fancyTo get into her pantryHad to be the aristocracy |
| Elton John | Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting | My sister looks cute in her birthday suit | My sister looks cute in her britches and boots |
| Deep Purple | Space Truckin' | Yeah yeah yeah yeah, the freaks had members that could really swing | Yeah yeah yeah yeah, the freaks said man those cats can really swing |
| Whitesnake | Love Hunter | Abuse myself | And use my tail |
| Motley Crue | Girls Girls Girls | at the dog house in Ft. Lauderdale | at the dollhouse in Ft. Lauderdale |
| R.E.M. | Stand | Your feet are going to be underground | Your feet are going to be on the ground |
| Pantera | Mouth For War | Get your balls to the wallThat's what the wall is for | Hold your mouth for the warUse it for what it's for |
| Drowning Pool | Bodies | Let the balls hit the floor | Let the bodies hit the floor |
| Katy Perry | Roar | I've got the iron vagina | I've got the eye of the tiger |
| Scorpions | Still Loving You | Yes, I've hurt your pride, you know what you can do | Yes, I've hurt your pride, I knowWhat you've been through |
| Brenda Lee | Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree | Later we'll have some pumpkin pie and we'll do some heroin | Later we'll have some pumpkin pie and we'll do some caroling |
| Rod Stewart | Every Picture Tells A Story | On the Peking ferry, I was feeling Mary | On the Peking ferry, I was feeling merry |
| Bob Welch | Ebony Eyes | Well have you seen that girl in the corner? I'd like to take her out of her jeans | Well have you seen that girl in the corner? I'd like to take her out of her chains |
